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argumate:

hot-pringles-in-your-area:

argumate:

argumate:

the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.

 - you are Keira Knightley, the high-spirited and ever so slightly spoiled child of a doting father who happens to be the governor

 - every man in the world is crazy about you, from the dashing naval officer who asks for your hand in marriage to the handsome young blacksmith’s apprentice who you met as a child and feel a strong bond with to the devilish pirate lord who saves your life and flirts with you shamelessly and you make out with him once but it’s for a good cause

 - you have two weddings, one where you femme it up and then it turns all emo when it rains on your wedding day and the groom is dragged off in chains by another guy who secretly has the hots for you and then you have a second wedding where you dress as a man because you’re the pirate king now and you exchange custom vows and witty banter during a sword fight with zombies

 - you are Keira Knightley

When you put it that way it sounds like a dating sim

oh shit now that is an idea!

rachel-brosnahan:

Billie Lourd as Gigi in Booksmart (2019) dir. Olivia Wilde

stupid-dyke:

Did you guys know Elon Musk sent that STUPID car into space without sterilizing it, and if it hadn’t gone off it’s intended path, and it had reached mars as he intended, it could have permanently ruined the search for life on Mars by contaminating the red planet with Musk‘s cooties. This may sound silly to you but I assure this is very real and serious. He could have ruined the entire field of astrobiology all for his stupid advertisement. Let’s kill him

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

Password sharing is not piracy any more than loaning your friend a DVD or watching a movie with your family is piracy. The service is already paid for. Execs just consider sharing to be eeeevil because they can’t exploit every individual person. 

lynsunrise:

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My dear friends, wherever in the world you are now, wherever you live. I am embracing you. Many of you probably heard about what I am going to say but I want to share this news with you still.

Literally yesterday an event related to all Sanditon fandom took place at Buckingham Palace with the legendary Andrew Davies. He was asked about the Second Season and this is his answer: “…we still don’t know. The viewing figures were not as large as ITV were hoping for so they were reluctant to go ahead. But there is a big online and Twitter storm for “Sidlotte” crying “Sidlotte must happen”, which is exactly what I wanted. So there is a chance. The American co-producers are keen that there should be a second series. So if you have the time and inclination, please join in the Twitter action!” (THANKS TO THE AMAZING LADY ON FACEBOOK, SHE QUOTED HIS WORDS ACCURATELY, and we know everything word for word only due to her devotion).

This is truly FANTASTIC. Firstly, he knows about us, about Sidlotte, the way we love it so passionately. Secondly, it is obvious we must continue our fight, we must continue to tag Itv, email them. Erase all negativity. Write positive reviews on Imbd, Amazon especially.

Fourthly, THE MOST IMPORTANT is that our American friends must help us. All AMERICAN FANS, please help. I know you are such loving passionate devoted fans, period drama lovers, help us get the second season. I believe you will. All depends on you starting with January 12th 2020. BUT before that we must keep breaking the walls.


🔥🔥🔥AND THE MOST IMPORTANT thing AT THE MOMENT – PLEASE JOIN TWITTER. Andrew Davies himself said this, he literally said this is what he is counting on. He was even mentioning more than 2 seasons where the writers would like to show the married life of Charlotte and Sidney and focus on other characters as well. (Can you imagine?!)

I still cannot believe it is happening and Andrew Davies refers to Sidlotte accepting the name and to Twitter. Can you feel that!? It is a real ACTION PLAN. We know what we must do to save Sanditon for season 2.

In short, We must TWEET A LOT.

TAG ITV AND ITVPRESSCENTRE. @

ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO WATCH.

TWEET NON SPOILERS TO SANDITONPBS. #

THANK YOU. I AM SO WORRIED AND EXCITED. LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH.

pastandfuturequeen:

i hate that the true crime community is filled with so many freaks who stan and woobify literal serial killers like. i wanna know about art heists. identity theft. forgery. money laundering. prison breaks. elaborate scams. spies. secret political deals. bank robberies. where is the pizzazz? the showmanship?? the originality??? all i get is racist white men going around killing people because they hate women and im TIRED

swarnpert:

person: liberals are fucking stupid

me: [sweats nervously]

person: their passive and individualistic mindsets keep us from violently organizing against the ruling class

me: oh thank god

yikeswhatshappenin:

me putting a comma where it doesn’t belong: it’s sexy, it’s spicy, it adds a twist, a little color, a little interest

gorps:

gorps:

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i’ve finally forgotten what these bookmarks lead to so its time to check

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great news everyone

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